My Meat is 100% Going In Your Mouth Today - Funny Grill Apron
My Meat is 100% Going In Your Mouth Today - Funny Grill Apron
My Meat is 100% Going In Your Mouth Today - Funny Grill Apron
My Meat is 100% Going In Your Mouth Today - Funny Grill Apron
My Meat is 100% Going In Your Mouth Today - Funny Grill Apron
My Meat is 100% Going In Your Mouth Today - Funny Grill Apron
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My Meat is 100% Going In Your Mouth Today - Funny Grill Apron

$22.99
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    My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth Today Apron

    Of all grilling apron puns, this one might just take the cake. We’re clearly referring only to the delicious spread of the butcher’s finest lined up beautifully on his grill. He’s got burgers, steak, ribs, and yes, sausage. He can’t wait until it’s all cooked up perfectly firm and juicy with mouth-watering sauces drizzled so beautifully it’s almost as if it’s all in slow motion. So load up your plate with those yummy entrees that’ll have those tastebuds in your mouth singing. Wait, what were you thinking—get your mind out of the gutter! 


    Funny & Functional 

    More than just a novelty gift. Multiple useful pockets make it easy to store tongs, meat thermometers, etc. The high-quality thick cotton fabric protects clothes from splashing oil and allows our aprons to be used for years to come. Our screen printing process ensures that it will not fade, chip, or peel when washed.

    AIR DRY ONLY. Using a traditional spin dryer will cause the apron to shrink.

     

    One Size Fits ALL

    Our aprons measure 27.5x33 Inches. Complete with a fully adjustable neck strap and extra-long 40" waist ties,  it's universal design is guaranteed to fit all sizes or your money back.

     

    The Perfect Gift

    Our aprons are a great funny gift for a grill master, baker, chef, or anyone that cooks and has a sense of humor. Each apron is individually packaged with an info card that includes washing instructions. 

     

    Shipping Info

    All orders are shipped from the USA using USPS First Class Mail (2-5 Day Delivery). Faster shipping is available (Priority Mail & 1-Day Express) for an upgrade fee.

    All orders include free tracking information that is sent to you as soon as your order ships out.

    Orders are shipped the same day if ordered by 4 pm EST. All orders placed after this time will ship the following business day.

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