I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie - Funny Apron
I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie - Funny Apron
I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie - Funny Apron
I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie - Funny Apron
I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie - Funny Apron
I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie - Funny Apron

I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie - Funny Apron

$22.87
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    I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie Apron By: APRON DADDY

    Dad pun alert! When he wears this one you know he’s just waiting for someone to break out singing adding pig replacements even further into the song. Be careful if you catch his eye, he’ll probably gesture at the apron giving you that raised eyebrow look that says “you know you want to!” But hey, all kidding aside (kinda), the butt is the best part of the pig right? So you’re lying if you’re denying. Let him bask in all his dad glory as he cooks you up a prize winning ham that just might actually have you singing after all. 

     

    Funny & Functional 

    More than just a novelty gift. Multiple useful pockets make it easy to store tongs, meat thermometers, spatulas, cell phones, etc. The high-quality poly-cotton fabric protects clothes from splashing oil and allows our aprons to be used for years to come. Our durable printing process ensures that it will not fade, chip, or peel when washed.

    AIR DRY ONLY. Using a traditional spin dryer will cause the apron to shrink.

     

    One Size Fits ALL

    Our aprons measure 27.5x33 Inches. Complete with a fully adjustable neck strap and extra-long 40" waist ties,  big, short, tall, or small - it's universal design is guaranteed to fit all sizes or your money back.

     

    The Perfect Gift

    Our aprons are a great funny gift for a grill dad, cook, baker, chef, or anyone else that cooks and has the slightest sense of humor. Each apron is individually packaged with an info card that includes washing instructions. 

     

    Shipping Info

    All orders are shipped from the USA using USPS First Class Mail (2-5 Day Delivery). Faster shipping is available (Priority Mail & 1-Day Express) for an upgrade fee.

    All orders include tracking.

    Orders are shipped same-day if ordered by 4 pm EST. All orders placed after this time will ship the following business day.

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