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Just a charming bit of subtlety here. We know as soon as you read this apron someone came to mind—and that’s who you should buy it for. This person loves their greens (you know, broccoli, asparagus, brussel sprouts) and knows how great they can make a guy feel (you know, cause of all the nutrients and such). When they get the munchies, this will be their go-to apron to show off before cooking up something delicious with all those high quality ingredients… you know, from their special *wink* ingredients *wink* guy
Perfect gift for your stoner pothead friend that always seems to be cheffing it up after smashing a fat one to the face.
Funny & Functional
More than just a novelty gift. Multiple useful pockets make it easy to store tongs, meat thermometers, etc. The high-quality thick cotton fabric protects clothes from splashing oil and allows our aprons to be used for years to come. Our screen printing process ensures that it will not fade, chip, or peel when washed.
AIR DRY ONLY. Using a traditional spin dryer will cause the apron to shrink.
Our aprons measure 27.5x33 Inches. Complete with a fully adjustable neck strap and extra-long 40" waist ties, it's universal design is guaranteed to fit all sizes or your money back.
Our aprons are a great funny gift for a grill master, baker, chef, or anyone that cooks and has a sense of humor. Each apron is individually packaged with an info card that includes washing instructions.
All orders are shipped from the USA using USPS First Class Mail (2-5 Day Delivery). Faster shipping is available (Priority Mail & 1-Day Express) for an upgrade fee.
All orders include tracking.
Orders are shipped same day if ordered by 4 pm EST. All orders placed after this time will ship the following business day.