Go Fork Yourself - Funny Cooking Apron
Go Fork Yourself - Funny Cooking Apron
Go Fork Yourself - Funny Cooking Apron
Go Fork Yourself - Funny Cooking Apron

Go Fork Yourself - Funny Cooking Apron


    Go Fork Yourself Apron by APRON DADDY

    If you’re the guy that defensively hovers around your grill fighting off critiques with your tongs, you’re among friends. We get it, it’s personal. You own your status that’s somewhere between grill master and backyard dad complete with socks and sandals. Hold your position with pride and wear your apron like a king, and hey, if anyone’s got a problem, you know what to tell them. Go fork yourself! Whether it’s bragging about their children, dropping hints about your landscaping, or straight up rolling their eyes about your burger flipping technique, you don’t need shade like that from anyone. (Only your beautiful new patio umbrella, I mean have you seen it?)


    Funny & Functional 

    More than just a novelty gift. Multiple useful pockets make it easy to store tongs, meat thermometers, etc. The high-quality thick cotton fabric protects clothes from splashing oil and allows our aprons to be used for years to come. Our screen printing process ensures that it will not fade, chip, or peel when washed.

    AIR DRY ONLY. Using a traditional spin dryer will cause the apron to shrink.

    One Size Fits ALL

    Our aprons measure 27.5x33 Inches. Complete with a fully adjustable neck strap and extra-long 40" waist ties,  it's universal design is guaranteed to fit all sizes or your money back.

    The Perfect Gift

    Our aprons are a great funny gift for a grill master, baker, chef, or anyone that cooks and has a sense of humor. Each apron is individually packaged with an info card that includes washing instructions. 

    Shipping Info

    All orders are shipped from the USA using USPS First Class Mail (2-5 Day Delivery). Faster shipping is available (Priority Mail & 1-Day Express) for an upgrade fee.

    All orders include tracking.

    Orders are shipped same-day if ordered by 4 pm EST. All orders placed after this time will ship the following business day.